Just For Laugh

Joke (1)

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s***! He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. :P :D


Joke (2)

A lady walks into a Porsche dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.


As she turns back, there standing next to her was a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, and to try and draw attention away to what she has just done, she asks,

"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?

"He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price!" :lol: :lol:


Joke (3)

I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY

I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT

UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT

Have a nice day!

KK trip (KK = kota kinabalu) ^^

(03/01/2008)This is my first time to KK and i wasn't expecting much,but after the trip i known kk more better <=== "no wonder is in visit to malaysia list" By the way let's start viewing pictures that i capture in KK...

As we rush to the senai airport about 6am++ we decide to have breakfast at kk...This is one of the coffee shop we have breakfast

The food here is pretty nice but is much more expensive then JB

This is not a lavender shop,is a simple chinese coffee shop hahah~

This is one of the famous mee in there "Kam Lou Mee"

However i still prefer the next day breakfast that Lily brought us to a hawker stall...This is the local famous "Tuaran Mee" <== (must try if you visit kk)

After the breakfast we came to this famous kk mamutik island resort, i think here is better then the redang island

The water are so clear, the island is so clean and the island have alot of events to do

The water are so clear that you can see the fish and the fish can see you too

This is the third day where we visit one the shangri-la resort in kk

Here's some pictures i taken with nikon 5.1megapixel and treated as wall paper (enjoy the pictures)

I skip alot of pictures maybe will have a part 2??? Maybe lar.... If aunty jessie were here i guess she sure exceeds 200 photo's with ease hahah....